Two Scoops

I can’t call this guy an “ex” because he didn’t make it past the first date, but it’s a story that needs to be told:

He seemed perfectly nice when we met at church. We decided to go for ice cream after Sunday service. I wore jeans, a blouse, and sneakers.

After all, it was a date for ice cream that he suggested.

He also suggested that I stick to one scoop and not two so that I could “mind my figure.”

This was before the term “negging” was popular. At this point in time, we referred to people like this as “assholes.”